Elvis Costello's Twin Rocks Dat Coogi

Out in the fashion show,
down in the bargain bin,
you put your passion out
under the pressure pin.
Fall into submission,
hit-and-run transmission.
No use wishing now for any other sin.

Man in Piggy Hat Rocks Dat Coogi

Like a Thom Browne suit, this hard to pull-off look is not for everyone. But on the right guy, they look amazing.

Fertile Gent Rocks Dat Coogi

Who says that once you have a kid, being cool goes straight out of the window?

Ornette Coleman Rocks Dat Coogi

You have heard of a Jazz Cigarette. You are familiar with Jazz Hands. Add to that pantheon, the Jazz Jacket. As worn by the king of Free Jazz, Ornette Coleman, a man who changed the way we listen to music and the pioneer of the Coogi coat.

Man with Stigmatism Rocks Dat Coogi

Some say heaven is a little white room. If they are right and this is it, then let us die now. Tight green shorts and Wham album covers in the background are only overshadowed by this gent rocking the Coogi/protective eye goggle one-two punch that can't be beat.

Siamese Twins Rock Dat Coogi

They are not an animal. They are human beings.

Hot Bargain Rocks Dat Coogi

A New York reader writes: "I went to a kids party in the Seaport and since it was a great afternoon, I took my daughter for a stroll. There is a mall at the end of the pier and this beauty/deal was staring me in the face. Since virtually everyone else had their faces buried in maps, I figured i was the only native there. Across from this store was a place called Christmas in New York which sells Christmas shit (mainly with a NY theme) year round. I guess tourists fall for this stuff. Christmas shit and cut-price Coogis." Thank you Billy H.

Ladies' Man Rocks Dat Coogi

Forget oysters, champagne, or a tiger penis. A coogi and a hat are the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Ricky Henderson Rocks Dat Coogi

Ricky is a man who is famous for his feats on the baseball diamond and his propensity to talk about himself in the third person. For the past 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, “Ricky’s the best,” for several minutes. Ricky never looked so fine as when Ricky sported this Coogi.

Two Girls, One Cup Rock Dat Coogi

OK. Unclear whether this is technically a cup or a can. But two stunning ladies, and one very fresh party sweater.

Oli Painting Rocks Dat Coogi

This painting is officially entitled Ukraine Girl. We think it should really be called the most beautiful, chicest baby in a semi-presidential unitary state. Simply put, this chick is hot.

Two People On a Blind Date Rock Dat Coogi

Let's face it. Blind Dates are the Everests of relationships. However, there is no better way to break the ice, no better conversation starter, no better way to emotionally connect, than to both arrive in matching Coogis. Call the caterers. This one is going down the aisle.

Forgetful Woman Rocks Dat Coogi

We've all done it. Multi-tasked whilst dressing and forgotten to put on our pants. This lady does it better than most. Her purple, sky, and green very tight Coogi will keep those eyes distracted from her accoutrement faux pas.

Pinball Wizard Rocks Dat Coogi

He stands like a statue
Becomes part of the machine
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean

This pair of undies Rocks Dat Coogi

Never go commando again. Sport the most stylish wedgie imaginable. The Coogi thong.

2003 Consumer Elecronics Show Attendees Rock Dat Coogi

Consumer Electronics Show is the big one where every product that will change the way we live is launched. Better bring you "A" game. Like James Bongiorno. Look. And learn.