Sunday, March 30, 2008

Elvis Costello's Twin Rocks Dat Coogi

Out in the fashion show,
down in the bargain bin,
you put your passion out
under the pressure pin.
Fall into submission,
hit-and-run transmission.
No use wishing now for any other sin.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Man in Piggy Hat Rocks Dat Coogi

Like a Thom Browne suit, this hard to pull-off look is not for everyone. But on the right guy, they look amazing.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Fertile Gent Rocks Dat Coogi

Who says that once you have a kid, being cool goes straight out of the window?

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Ornette Coleman Rocks Dat Coogi

You have heard of a Jazz Cigarette. You are familiar with Jazz Hands. Add to that pantheon, the Jazz Jacket. As worn by the king of Free Jazz, Ornette Coleman, a man who changed the way we listen to music and the pioneer of the Coogi coat.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Man with Stigmatism Rocks Dat Coogi

Some say heaven is a little white room. If they are right and this is it, then let us die now. Tight green shorts and Wham album covers in the background are only overshadowed by this gent rocking the Coogi/protective eye goggle one-two punch that can't be beat.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Hot Bargain Rocks Dat Coogi

A New York reader writes: "I went to a kids party in the Seaport and since it was a great afternoon, I took my daughter for a stroll. There is a mall at the end of the pier and this beauty/deal was staring me in the face. Since virtually everyone else had their faces buried in maps, I figured i was the only native there. Across from this store was a place called Christmas in New York which sells Christmas shit (mainly with a NY theme) year round. I guess tourists fall for this stuff. Christmas shit and cut-price Coogis." Thank you Billy H.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Ladies' Man Rocks Dat Coogi

Forget oysters, champagne, or a tiger penis. A coogi and a hat are the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Ricky Henderson Rocks Dat Coogi

Ricky is a man who is famous for his feats on the baseball diamond and his propensity to talk about himself in the third person. For the past 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, “Ricky’s the best,” for several minutes. Ricky never looked so fine as when Ricky sported this Coogi.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Two Girls, One Cup Rock Dat Coogi

OK. Unclear whether this is technically a cup or a can. But two stunning ladies, and one very fresh party sweater.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Oli Painting Rocks Dat Coogi

This painting is officially entitled Ukraine Girl. We think it should really be called the most beautiful, chicest baby in a semi-presidential unitary state. Simply put, this chick is hot.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Two People On a Blind Date Rock Dat Coogi

Let's face it. Blind Dates are the Everests of relationships. However, there is no better way to break the ice, no better conversation starter, no better way to emotionally connect, than to both arrive in matching Coogis. Call the caterers. This one is going down the aisle.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Forgetful Woman Rocks Dat Coogi

We've all done it. Multi-tasked whilst dressing and forgotten to put on our pants. This lady does it better than most. Her purple, sky, and green very tight Coogi will keep those eyes distracted from her accoutrement faux pas.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Pinball Wizard Rocks Dat Coogi

He stands like a statue
Becomes part of the machine
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean

Sunday, March 2, 2008

This pair of undies Rocks Dat Coogi

Never go commando again. Sport the most stylish wedgie imaginable. The Coogi thong.

Saturday, March 1, 2008

2003 Consumer Elecronics Show Attendees Rock Dat Coogi

Consumer Electronics Show is the big one where every product that will change the way we live is launched. Better bring you "A" game. Like James Bongiorno. Look. And learn.